There was an old rocker from Scunthorpe,
who wanted to be a big star,
so he went on TV,
to show he could be,
the Rock God we know will go far!

There was a cool rocker from Scunthorpe,
who loved to strum his guitar,
he'd belt out a tune,
rocking the room,
commanding the stage like a star.

There was a great Rock Star called Nigel,
who proved he could sing loud and clear,
but he was constantly told,
that he was too old,
to start a new singing career.

There was a cool rocker called Nigel,
who loved the odd sing-along,
there was just one glitch,
that he needed to fix,
remembering the words to the song!

There was a cool dude called Nigel,
who talked rather alot,
he'd natter all day,
yapping away,
the big guy just never stopped.

Big Nige rocks my whole world,
in each and every way,
his voice is hot,
his songs just rock,
what more is there to say.